Awkward Conversion with Grandma
Grandma: So what's the procedure you and Shelley are doing?
Me: IUI, intrauterine insemination.
Grandma: Do you have any issues with your part?
Me: (cough) Ahhh, no my stuff works fine.
Grandma: precedes to tell me a story somebody told her about the little room with the girly magazines.
Me: Yep. That's how it works. Very sexy isn't it?
Grandma: smiles.
